December 2010
when i'm on facebook ..
see a picture of your friends without you:
some bitch writes on your crushes wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed like:
then go on tumblr like:
The awkward moment when you can't read your own...
And you’re just like WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WRITE
I hate when there's a post that you really want to...
when i found out Garrett Hedlund's favorite book...
Can he be more perfect?
Oh, HELL YEAH.
That awkward moment when Mom/Dad starts yelling at...
The fuck did I do?
The awkward moment when you remember a word in...
Taking a picture with my friend
She ends up looking like
And I look like
And she’s the one saying
”OMG! I LOOK TERRIBLE! DELETE IT!”
And I’m like
The moment when you realize that there is FINALLY...
when you finally get a joke in a kids movie that...
When my crush approaches me this way:
I pretend to be calm:
And when he’s gone I look:
I’ll start texting my friends about what happened:
And my friends are happier than me:
I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened:
I'm a member of Dumbledore's Army.
In movies when they wake up in the morning,they...
Got my eye on you Wolverhampton.
When Harry says 'Voldemort'
Everybody else:
Harry:
that awkward moment when you're playing with your...
everyone’s looking at you like,
and you’re just like,
When people post in-direct statuses about you.
Bitch just say my name.
When you order takeout and the doorbell rings:
When people don't like your favorite bands and...
You’re like:
But actually, you feel like:
that moment of panic when your crush says "can i...
when my family walks in and im on tumblr:
please sweet lord have mercy nobody post porn
what if they see my url
what if they ask why im staring at facebook and not doing anything
what if they ask why i always tilt my screen when theyre behind me
When people say "It's a fact. Wikipedia proved...
I love those days when you just DGAF
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
what i think when im watching someone use the...
what are you doing?
why would you use internet explorer
oh my god you type so slow
let me type
no you spelled it wrong
you dont need to double click on that, dumbass.
don’t you even know your own password?
caps lock is on, moron.
why would you click on the zwinky ad ohmygod.
SCROLL DOWN
i wish i were dead
HURRY UP
……….
get the fuck out of your chair and let me do it !